| and it's been a while |
[Nov. 15th, 2005|02:38 am] |
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been a while since i've updated this... holy crap... does anyone even know who this is anymore??? Well for those that don't remember! it's the one and only! Pirate!! Wootness!
Just wanted to comment on here, that for all you love struck birds, I'm so happy for you all! And I love and wish you the best of luck!
miss you all, hope to get in touch over turkey break!!
love,
pirate <3 |
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| CALLING ALL NINJA'S |
[Apr. 21st, 2005|09:07 pm] |
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Not realli... Dan! What is your new name! Because I don't know it! ANd I remember you told me it today, and there were U's in it, and an X, but other than that, I don't remmeber it! ugh! I told you, you would have to tell me later, I have the worst memory ever! Ugggghhhhh!!!!!!!! |
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| special person just for you |
[Apr. 14th, 2005|06:45 am] |
i'm sorry
i was mad at the time
wow
i'm really sad now
chewing off my finger nails which I already obliderated earlier in the week. my heart aches. I can't stop thinking of you.
you're the only one
that special person just for me |
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| stole this from dave |
[Apr. 12th, 2005|06:40 am] |
If there is at least one person on your friends list you would like to take,
strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them
until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes
and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal. |
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| agh! |
[Apr. 12th, 2005|06:24 am] |
oh sweet death, come and take me now
please
do it faster!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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[Apr. 11th, 2005|10:43 pm] |
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| sin city |
[Apr. 3rd, 2005|06:20 pm] |
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everyone should go see sin city and read the comics, because it was amazing, and the comics are amazing, and i need to read more. |
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| incredible |
[Mar. 29th, 2005|06:59 pm] |
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hmm... someone once told me that people always tend to do crazy things on an odd day (like the date is an odd number, like today is the 29th, who would've thought?)
All I have to say, is eating so much ice cream until you throw up is awesome, and simply...
angels are amazing and incredible and I love how they just sweep you off your feet. And I felt so alive just to look into the blue and green skies.
aahhhhhhh....
I feel so happy
Don't you love that feeling you only get from that one special person? That feeling that you only get from that one person where your flutters, and you feel like you are flying for eternity... that feeling where you are in your own special world...
life is good
i love spring
it makes you feel all alive and stuff |
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| Happy Peepmas |
[Mar. 26th, 2005|04:23 pm] |
I don't know what happened or understand what happened either. I'm sorry Carly went home, she was amusing. I'm sorry Dave you couldn't join in on the fun, you probably would have gotton a kick out of it actually. I guess it wasn't as amusing as it was hyped up to be. Sorry to dissappoint you all. Some pirates should just retire.
Points to Gira, for an incredible peep count of 310! Wahoo! Let the peeping spread. Now to get other kids in other states to do it. We should put up a site, where people can post up their peep counts. And we can make annoucments as to when Peepmas is going to be next and other such things. Actually Anna can own the site, since it was her creation. You should let her know. I dunno just sounded like a fun little cute site to make with dancing peeps and things.
Peep Count: 130-150
As for today:
Will someone fly away with me? Fly away with me to somewhere far away from here? Let's go to California it's always sunny there. We can watch the sun sets, as we sit on the beach and listen to the song of the crashing waves. |
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| desperate |
[Feb. 3rd, 2005|07:54 pm] |
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I can't believe the vice principal took away balloon animals. I think that's the most desperate attempt to try and show that you have power. To take away BALLOON ANIMALS from KIDS. |
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| TO Gira... |
[Jan. 26th, 2005|09:16 pm] |
Here are some amusing things from over the past couple of days which I think should be holidays:
~*~*~*~*~ Cut Out People's Liver's Day ~*~*~*~*~
Kevin: Bring me his l(i)ver
Angel:: she goes to him, and knocks him out, then cuts out his liver, she returns with it, and drops it on Kevin's father's desk::
Poco: She dropped his liver onto Kev's desk?
Phish: Yeah...
Poco: Why'd she do that?
Phish: Because he told her too...
Poco: OH! No... he said 'Bring me his LOVER' not... 'Bring me his liver'
Phish: Oh... Well... it doesn't matter
Poco: I think it does... I mean... I'm pretty sure you need your liver...
Phish: You sure? Maybe we have two...
Poco: Two livers? Maybe... I didn't think so... I think you're thinking of kidneys
Phish: no.. no.. I mean livers
Poco: err... maybe then... I dunno we'll have to ask someone
~*~*~*~*~*~ Pink Fuzzy Slippers Day ~*~*~*~*~*~
Gira: Yeah... and then he made me look around the mall with him to find a pair of pink fuzzy slippers for him to wear around the store
Poco: he would
(Gira called me up to tell me about how she ran into The Robot Monkey at the mall, and how she knew it was him because he made a noise then hugged her. He was on break, and made her walk around the mall with him to find pink fuzzy slippers that he could wear around work. hahahahaha!)
~*~*~*~*~*~ The Light Saber Committy ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Poco: how are things with you? how's school?
My Psychic Twin: yes?
My Psychic Twin: skool is there
My Psychic Twin: im here
My Psychic Twin: its reasonable
Poco: -.-; gotcha
My Psychic Twin: lol
My Psychic Twin: very indirect answer
Poco: no kidding
Poco: but as long as you have a light saber to back it up, it's all good by me
My Psychic Twin: aww man
My Psychic Twin: i put a lightsabre back at Kmart and got a nerf revolver instead
My Psychic Twin: will that work
Poco: hmmmm
Poco: nerf revolver huh?
My Twin: hell yeah
Poco: i'll have to consult my committy
My Psychic Twin: the thing pwns
My Psychic Twin: ok
My Psychic Twin: get back to me on that
Poco: i will
Poco: you see
My Twin: ?
Poco: we have a strict light sabers only policy... but since i know you... i'll see if we can make an exception
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I am truely amused... if only I wasn't so crazy with stress.... EEEEEE! |
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| Faulds |
[Jan. 24th, 2005|06:33 pm] |
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Bloodfallen I'll have you know, if you don't get off your lazy ass and apply to Hartford, I will personally drive 2 hours on the SNOWY ICE FILLED HIGHWAYS OF DEATH! To BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU! Honey Bunny, $54,000 DOESN'T DROP OUT OF NO WHERE AND INTO YOUR LAP! GET OFF YOUR SMELLY LAZY BUTT AND APPLY! OR SUFFER THE RATH OF THE POCO!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And by 'beat the crap out of' I mean, tieing you up and making you eat so much chocolate you EXPLODE! HAHAHAHAHA! How do you like that one huh?! Death by pleasure! Hoo-HA! |
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| A gold Key |
[Jan. 13th, 2005|03:52 pm] |
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Wow, congradulations Jess! That's amazing! I'm so proud of you! Good job! A gold key... holy shit... call up all your colleges and let them know... wow... I'm so happy for you hun! good job! yay! :-) |
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| Good job! |
[Jan. 5th, 2005|07:58 pm] |
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All I want to say is congradulations to my friend Jessie F! Stage one complete... getting picked out of all the talent in that class, holy crap, well I knew you would, u're amazing! Now to suck out your talent with my magical paint brushes that you helped me invent... muwahahahaha! And don't worry Jessie G I'm coming after you too! ;-) |
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| PNCD! |
[Dec. 25th, 2004|12:17 pm] |
Happy Poco's National Crap Day everyone! I hope you are all having a good one! Did the mystical Poco grant all your wishes and give you the things you wanted so that you all may be happy, much unlike herself gets to experience! yay! I hope everyone knows the Poco's National Crap Day legend! If you don't! Here it goes:
Once upon a time, there was this witch, that lived in the woods. And every year on that same day something bad would happen. This fat bastard would come to her house, and sit on the roof, and because he was a fat bastard her roof would cave in every year! Then before she could yell at him to help her clean up, He would LEAVE! So every year Poco had to rebuild her damn roof, what a crappy day! Not to mention within the time period of having no roof, all these birds would come and crap all over her home! Like I said before, WHAT A CRAPPY DAY (literally)! SO! Finally one year, the fat bastard came again, sat on her roof, and her roof caved in, but before he could leave, she duct taped the fat bastard up and left him for the birds to crap on him. Conveniently, there was this sleigh full of goodies. So! Since every year Poco the witch would have a bad day, she decided that everyone else deserved to have a good day, and not have to suffer like she did. So she went around and distributed goodies and gifts to all, so they could have joyful days with their new free stuff they got. Yay! So since, she's continued to do this every year! Yay! Happy Poco's National Crap Day!
But... for those of you who don't know of the REAL holiday of today, Merry Christmas one and all! Have a good one! Spread the cheer and such! Make sure you have a good day! |
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| This... is funny |
[Dec. 21st, 2004|04:01 pm] |
Foamy is my hero... Go Watch and Love... And I posted the script from the Christmas one... because if you'd too friggin lazy to download it, then you can sit on your ass and read it, and I also posted just one little quick quote from Foamy's Fanmail 6, because I thought it was funny and interesting:
http://www.illwillpress.com/xmess.html
"merry Christmas one and all
i really hate doing holiday specials of any kind
but frankly I'm pissed off at all the neo yuppie scum bags hell bent on removing the christmas spirit from the christmas season
every year around the holiday some jack off has to go complaining to some court about how he hates christmas and how there is some major scene with baby jesus offending him at some local school
well who the fuck cares
if someone decides to toss a baby jesus on the front lawn during the holiday what's the fucking problem?
and that's another thing
ya kno how public schools used to have christmas plays and shit like that
they don't do that anymore!
and if they do
they remove all the songs that have any reference to religion in them
no silent night, no joy to the world, and no fucking little drummer bastard
these are the same type of institutions that tell you to be tolerant of everyone else's beliefs but try to beat every hint of good old saint nick out of christmas
how can anyone be offended by a fat guy who gives out free stuff!
what? are we all pissed at Santa because he's fat and happy and perfectly content with his image
its like all these neo yuppies want to give him an inferiority complex, and put him on a fucking "fatkins" diet
and that's why I like Santa because he's a fat bastard, works one day a year, is actually happy, and eats all the cookies he wants.
he rewards the good, and punishes the guilty
kind of like a vigilantly with gifts
and just so you know where I'm coming from I'm not one of these preachy religious fanatics, i don't go to church, and I couldn't care less about humanities issues with the various gods they worship
i just want christmas to be christmas
without some fucking jackass telling me not to sing christmas songs because it has religious overtones
leave the christmas folk alone!
Tis the season to shut the fuck up and stop being a whiny little bitch!
Stop ruining the holidays you neo-yuppie scum bag or I'll beat you with the baby jesus!
So merry christmas one and all, and I don't care who says what.
Believe in the power of SANTA! or get nothing! haha!
You're gonna get coal in your stocking 'cause you are yupie-scum.
Just means more gifts for me, keep pissing Santa off!"
http://www.illwillpress.com/mail66.html
"Dear hopeless romantic
I don't have a girlfriend because i don't need to validate my existence through the existence of somebody else. Having a girlfriend does not make you a better person, nor does it prove to the rest of your friends that you're cool., Im personally 100% confident in my own personality, to be able to live a viable existence without having to have a fuckin leech clinging to my wallet! The rest of humanity would do well to follow the example of foamy! Stop getting into superficial relationship bullshit. Most of the individuals misery usually comes from a significant other, a bad relationship,a bad marriage, or some bullshit like that. How about getting to know yourself, and living life? See! Supreme logic from the supreme being! meha!"
Copyright: Jonathan Ian Mathers: 2004.
www.illwillpress.com |
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| Swing Life Away/Gira, Phish, and Angel |
[Dec. 15th, 2004|07:45 pm] |
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| | Rise Against | ] |
"Am I loud and clear or am I breaking up
Am I still your charm or am I just bad luck
Are we getting closer or are we just getting more lost
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours first
Let’s compare scars I’ll tell you whose is worse
Let's unwrite these pages and replace them with ours own words
We live on front porches and swing life away
We get by just fine here on minimum wage
If love is a labor I’ll slave till the end
I won’t cross these streets until you hold my hand
I've been here so long I think it’s time to move
The winters so cold, summer's over too soon
Let's pack our bags and settle down where palm trees grow
I’ve got some friends, some that I hardly know
But we’ve had some times I wouldn’t trade for the world
We chase these days down with talks of places we will go
We live on front porches and swing life away
We get by just fine here on minimum wage
If love is a labor I’ll slave till the end
I won’t cross these streets until you hold my hand
Swing life away
Swing life away
Swing life away
Swing life away"
TO MY GIRA!(that's right, MY Gira... not Randy's... MINE! gahahaha! remember, you're only on loan)((I'm just kidding, I heart you!)) I thought of this idea for a couple of pages of a comic. Actually I thought of our old old comic that should not be named... Well ya kno... The one with Clara. Well, so Clara is all reborn and stuff, and she's just figured out that she's an angel and can fly and stuff and has wings, so she makes her wings appear, and Kearn is watching her practice or try to remember how to fly. So Clara finally get's up in the air, and is like "oh my god, i'm doing it!" but then either her wings diappear or they just stop flapping, and she falls to the ground, and she's laying there laughing and crying to herself. I dunno, I thought of it while listening to a song by Rise against. Not the song above, but track 4... lol... wish i knew the name of it, but anyway, so yeah... I thought of it around the line of:
"One last thing I beg you please just before you go
I've watched you fly on paper wings halfway round the world
Until they burned up in the atmosphere and sent you spiraling down
landed somewhere far from here with no one else around
to catch you falling down
and I'm looking at you now
and I can't tell if you're laughing
between each smile there's a tear in your eye"
I dunno... I just thought it would be cute... :-D And go listen to Rise Against if you don't already, and go download the song "Paper Wings" Heeheehee...
TO MY PHISH! (that's right, MY Phish... not Dave's... MINE! gahahaha! remember, you're only on loan)((I'm just kidding, I heart you!)) Yay! Story time, I can't believe this all getting organized and making sense, it almost hurts... actually... it does hurt my brain, lol. We need to figure out how old everyone else is(like in generation 03, and 04)... and include them in the timeline of DOOM! uggghhhh... it even hurts thinking about how much construction g-03 and 04 are going to go under. But it's ok... because it's soooo worth it.
And oh yes, that's right Gira... the story lives on... MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Phish laugh with me! MUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TO PHISH AND GIRA:
Yeah... so how about those college applications... I think there is a section on there, where it's like:
Check if you are Eligable:
__ You are such a genius that you are going to take over the world in the near future, and thus should be automatically excepted to this college.
Yeah, I definitly remember that being on all my college applications... Yep, and I definitly know that you guys had the same thing on your college applications right? So after we go to whatever college we want, and then take over the world, we're still going with our plan to build our 3 story house, and we're all going to paint each of our floors a different color right? Yeah, that's right, and plus all that we'll be rich off our butts. And then after that, are we still going to open our own publishing company? then phish and I can get the story published, and Gira, you and I can publish whatever comic we want, and decline all applicants from Texas, because they all suck, because their from Texas. MUWAHAHAHAHA! Then after that, Phish you can take your communist penguin army, and you and Gira can take over the world (again) then leave in your space craft, with the penguin army in the space craft (btw: i'm sneaking on the ship by dressing like a penguin) and you guys can blow up the world, and watch it explode from a safe distance. So we're still going to do all that right? I was just wondering, because I wanted to make sure that it was good that I checked off that one question on all my college applications.
With Love,
Poco :-D
(Ps: To ANGEL: I heart you! So much sweetheart! See! Heart Heart Heart! I can't wait to see you, and follow you down the rabbit hole, to a place where I can't go with anyone else... I think... Somewhere during our vacation we should go buy a container of sprinkles, and I think I should dump it in your hair... :-) Heeheehee... Actually I should surprize attack you with sprinkles... that's a better idea... Heeheehee, to think it was only a couple of months ago when you're name in my journal was Sprinkles... heeheehee... And by the way... you definitly didn't read that I was going to surprize attack you with sprinkles... soo... umm... yeah... *does Jedi hand wave* "What surprize attack plan?" That's right... you remember nothing... NOTHING! MUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!)
WOW! ART PUTS ME IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD IT HURTS! My heart feels like it is going to EXPLODE! |
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| your happiness is a burden on others and their left shoe |
[Dec. 9th, 2004|10:21 pm] |
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| | Golly Jee Wiz Happy 2B Alive! | ] |
i've decided if I wasn't an artist, i'd be an ax murdered... Me... yeah... I bottle up my feelings, and I listen to all the shit that people have to say. And it always seems, I get so frustrated, fed up, and basically I just can't contain all that bloody anger anymore... So what's a girl to do? Go nuts and HACK UP SOME BODIES WITH HER CHAIN SAW THEN RUB SALT INTO THE PERSONS WOUNDS, now remember kiddies I'm just hacking off limbs, leaving the person alive... although I think the shock of have your LIMBS BEING CUT OFF would kill someone or least make them pass out or something... oh well... maybe the SALT will wake them up... OR MY GUTTING THEM AND USING THEIR INSIDES TO HANG THEM UP IN THE BARN! "OH WHAT A PRETTY BARN" PEOPLE WILL SAY, "COVERED IN BLOOD AND GUTS, ALL THE RED GIVES ME SUCH A WARM CHRISTMAS FEELINGS! OH LOOK HONEY WE'RE STANDING UNDER THE KIDNEY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, YOU HAVE TO KISS ME, MUWAH!!!" AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IF THE WORLD/SOCIETY WAS ONE PERSON I WOULD PERSONALLY GO UP TO THAT PERSON AND SHOVE MY FOOT UP THEIR ASS HOLE! AND TWIST MY FOOT AROUND IN THEIR ANUS, AND I HOPE THAT PERSON DIES OF INTERNAL BLEEDING!
If I may be graced with everyone's attention, Yes thank you, no... no... over here, Yes that's right, right here... Hello everyone, how are you this evening? If everyone could do me a favor and please remove your left shoe... Yes your left shoe... Sir! Hello, yes you Sir! Not your right shoe, your left shoe, yes that one, good job sir, thank you! |
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| sharing a song |
[Nov. 3rd, 2004|08:21 pm] |
In my dreams, how many times have we
Given each other tender kisses
When I look into your round eyes
I am drawn right into them
Dropping off to sleep held by you
Like that, I am wrapped in your warmth
Oh, if I could never wake up from this!
I yell that out with pain
Because my heart is beating so quickly
I know myself that this is for real
This heartache is too much, I've grown tired of it
I won't give up on this
If we had only met earlier
All I can find is that excuse
To the distances where the moonlight doesn't reach
Oh, I want to take you away there
Shining as the sun rises
Your smiling face is too brilliant
Like this, I will get deep inside
I am scared of being alone
Suddenly ringing out, the PHS is
Coming across the distance between us
You say I'm a friend, you say I'm a nice guy
I just don't understand
Yesterday you were so sweet to me
But now you are being held in his arms...
To the distances where the moonlight doesn't reach
Oh, I want to take you away there
If we had only met earlier
All I can find is that excuse
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... I love that song....
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| The monkeys are invading |
[Oct. 24th, 2004|12:36 pm] |
Why is it that people are always looking to change you according to their standards? Why do they feel they have to do this? And why is it that we have to change? Do I feel like changing? Noooo... |
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